Lately, my Facebook News Feed is a Glorious Cash Cow, of Menial Effort Required.

 The thought of it is obviously compelling - easy cash, for doing “most-simplistic” sorts of tasks, completing surveys, questionnaires, mystery shopping, etc. 

But how does one discover, or happen upon, this sort of chance deal and offer, in one’s own news feed, etc.? 

As I’d noted, in prior blogs, or on my social media newsfeed outputs, themselves, (for me, that would be mostly on my Facebook or one of my various Twitter (okay, mostly - I have 2 Twitter accounts): the point is, is that sometimes, I try to list out, and reiterate - some sort of moralistic aptitude, of life’s fated time-in-passing’s “lore,” as it were, …

Actually, as I hear people whackin’ and smackin’ shit, out over in the background. 

Brian Laundrie just got fwopped bwopp out somewhere, over on the news… “Hey? Huh…?” 

Then, there’s the “try: to remember;” thing - what was it. What is it? The response? 

For how do-doo I did people, out here, out in this implode-cell of lavish indulgence and ego? I did people do-doo. 

Latest statements:

“I’ll doo-doo time-you phone call; fartlorn.”

and

“I need to get an executive’s level of briefing: the boxer briefs version.”

— Jay Ammon, Founding Director at iPigeon.institute (@jay_ammon) October 1, 2021

Now, huh?

What…? We’re you going to say? 

Alright, okay. That’ll be enough stub and psychedelia novelty, since the voice in my head timely told me “fuck you.” I knew it was me. I < was > me, in this case, doing people do-doo, hoping that people would make sense of some sort of thing that I cared about? For example? Sort of thing. 

Alright, perhaps the things that had worked for me might or might not work for you, but you guys deserve some valid and viable workable leads that I’d managed to monetize, through whatever sort of inner-workings and targeted demographic that I may have been; GrapeData is one of those enterprises, where knowledge-sharing and surveys, of the targeted nature that they notify me about, happens to pay off, and the usage? Who cares, nobody remembers by now, but man, they make sure to disqualify people if you don’t suit the survey and interview topic’s basis. 

craigslist, like it or not, is still the abandoned formerly sleazy platform, where “who knows what?” the elves have to deal with, from then until now? But there are elves, and we ought not be overt, vastly freeloaders, especially over time - <_[ - my basis, on there. Sure, there’s guys stringing the horse along by the carrot, by gig-posting (it costs $5 or $10 to post a gig offered ad, and who among us isn’t gig-work basis demographic? - they’re tryna just not show up in Skid Row for their pick-up shift. But the work, though - is the demographic: 

The California Employment Development Department seems to have recovered from the massively common daily out-do-doo srsly “this time,” though - overdose, of the beneficiaries, as we were dangling from the tendrils of having so much handed to us, as newbies to unemployment and disaster benefits. Everyone has their own flavor, and nobody talks to me, but I know, … or I believe - “butt shittle” I said, though… and even then - no one could remember: beyond bwopp. 

Just try and fwopp. 

Some of these banking and crypto apps are advertising compelling introductory depository offers. I went with Chime, for their $100 reward, upon depositing a paycheck worth $200 or more, before… umm… the end of November? - I think it was… Some others of these Facebook-newsfeed exclusive (seeming) offers seemed, … but, uh… memory? Huh? The $100, though. You’ve got to sign that money over to them, to hold it for you, so you can have the brand new card, and stuff, that they sent you. 

Clinical trials? Eh. They don’t like people who use drugs. That’s a toughie.

What’s on your guys’ newsfeeds, lately, anyhow? Now that we’re all okay, from “whatever.” Alright, but seriously, though. Don’t rebuke the state of California, United States of America - there’s so much global centrifuge of intelligence and culture here, and if people get caught up in not actually seeking employment, you’d perhaps be scrutinized, and incarcerated, for … umm… I’d say - “I do-doo,” 

and then? 

Hey. 🕵🏼‍♂️ 

Alright, now it’s gettin’ tough, if you’re getting rejected and disqualified, for this and that, but to be honest, all of these outlets for potential money-making have seriously made me money. All of them. 

The next one: Hashiny.io. As for getting on, in to more sustainable and targetable methods and platforms for earning money; here, in this case, by investing in a bitcoin mining farm, relocated from China, (I’d say… off-hand), to Kazakhstan, and somewhere else. The thing about Kazakhstan is that they’re somewhat southern Pacific Islander-looking, physically; kind of large-ish, actually, but they’re a seamless interwoven race and culture that marries the Eur-Asian ethic in to one people; here, as the example aside from Borat, the movie.

Anyways, Facebook. Huh? 

What was I talking about? 

Some people are on it, like that, but who could tolerate that sort of ethic sticking? Even to have excuses and explanations? But then, the unemployment overdose? 

Alright. Perhaps it necessitates that you do have the will to quit using drugs. It’s super important. Especially out here, in Los Angeles. At some other point in time, I’ll figure out what other people are doing, in other localities of the world, and uhh… umm. Some enterprise, I imagine, of a most fortuitous nature could emerge. Who doesn’t feel that way? It’s round two, for the Employment Development Department, and the beneficiaries who are left standing. 

I’ve been eating garbage, for realz. How have other people been getting by? Let me know, in the comments. Thanks!